Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Ballroom judges would score Kurt

Ballroom judges would score Kurt Sloane a perfect ten in glorious chaos

so putting one on roller skates is just honest advertising

with hand-lettered green text reading "SKATING" and cursive script reading "Rink" to her right

Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburst with two smaller accent stars sits in the upper left area

An epic parody concept illustration of Livin' in a Van Down by the River

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Ballroom judges would score KurtRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon